Privacy
What this site collects, which is almost nothing, and who holds the data that matters once you order.
This page explains what this website collects, why, and what you can do about it. It covers this site only. The seller’s checkout is a different company on a different domain with its own policy, and once you follow an order link you are reading theirs rather than ours.
What is collected here
Nothing you type, because there is nothing to type. This site has no account, no newsletter box, no comment field and no contact form. There is no database of visitors because there is nothing to put in one.
What a web server records automatically still applies: the address of the page you asked for, the time you asked for it, your browser's user agent string and the IP address the request came from. These are ordinary server logs, kept briefly for security and diagnostics and not linked to any name.
Cookies
This site sets no cookies of its own. There is no consent banner because there is nothing to consent to.
The seller's site may set its own once you arrive there, commonly one that records which site referred you so the commission is attributed correctly. That cookie belongs to their domain, is described in their policy and is outside our control.
Fonts
Two typefaces are loaded from Google Fonts. Your browser makes a request to Google's servers to fetch them, and that request carries your IP address and user agent in the ordinary way. No other third party resource is loaded by any page on this site: no analytics script, no advertising pixel, no embedded video, no social widget and no tag manager.
What we do not do
We do not sell data, because there is none to sell. We do not build profiles, run retargeting, share anything with advertisers or operate a mailing list. If you receive email that claims to come from this site, it did not.
Children
This site is written for adults and the product it discusses is intended for adults. Nothing here is directed at children and we do not knowingly collect anything from them.
Your rights
Depending on where you live you may have rights to access, correct or delete personal data held about you. We hold none beyond transient server logs. If you believe otherwise, write to us and we will look.
For anything connected to an order — your name, address, payment details or purchase history — the data controller is the seller, not this site. Their contact details are on your order confirmation.
Changes
If this policy changes, the revised version replaces this one at this address and the date below changes with it. Last updated 2026-09-11.
Questions about any of this
Write to [email protected] and say which page and which paragraph. We answer corrections first.
Checkout, payment and delivery are the seller’s. Sixty days from the date of purchase to ask for your money back, empty bottles included.
